pizzaforpresident:

OH MY GOD

My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my phone and

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modestdemidov:

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ryolis:

lets take this to the bedroom


i say as i carry my bowl of ice cream to my room


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narutwat:

who u callin pinhead

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kingorb:

Anal eyes analyze anal lies

esexist:

sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh

When you feel perpetually unmotivated, you start questioning your existence in an unhealthy way; everything becomes a pseudo intellectual question you have no interest in responding whatsoever. This whole process becomes your very skin and it does not merely affect you; it actually defines you. So, you see yourself as a shadowy figure unworthy of developing interest, unworthy of wondering about the world - profoundly unworthy in every sense and deeply absent in your very presence.
Ingmar Bergman (via tat-art)

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that one day when you think your period is over so you dont wear a pad or a tampon

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